Ellie prances in, totally dressed, including purple polka dotted espadrilles, and announces, "I need a clippie for my hair."
Now what are you gonna do with it?!
Ok, mom. I'll SHOW you what I'm gonna do with it!
Yeah, not bad, Ellie. Pretty good effort!
But she needed to go the extra mile.
I mean, really... have you ever seen a three year old use a clippie?!
She has seen me doing this, and she imitates everything I do!